Mindful that the Chinese press once printed an Onion article as straight news - evidence that satire often translates poorly - I would still put my money on this being a real article.
You're not going to hear me say this often in a 'freedom fries' kind of way, but there are some real perks to living in the ol' U. S. of A.!
And by the way, in regards to the Presidential Primaries, how is it that GUAM and AMERICAN SAMOA have their primaries before Oregon, Montana, and South Dakota? Man, those Guamanians and American Samoans are totally going to skew the whole process. They're ALWAYS messing with our politics, them and all that sun, and being on an island, .... mutter mutter mutter...
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